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How the strategy was built and stress-tested — including the parts that didn't work and the numbers that are inflated. Receipts are the rings. No opinions presented as answers.
Marky Moo Moo is a daily, long-only altcoin trend strategy with a macro gate:
The whole idea: trend-follow alts, but only while the tide (BTC) is coming in. When BTC rolls over, step aside — that's where the losses live.
A single backtest is easy to fool yourself with. So it was run five ways, each harder to fake:
And things that were tested and rejected: short-selling (lost money every period → dropped), other entry triggers (EMA-cross, Donchian, RSI → Supertrend beat them OOS), and high leverage (3× = unholdable drawdown).
Out-of-sample basket (2023–2026, unseen):
| Gate | Return | Max DD | Calmar |
|---|---|---|---|
| 125 EMA | +168% | −37% | 4.6 |
| 150 EMA (old) | +147% | −39% | 3.8 |
Cross-market drawdown protection — gate cut drawdown in 7 of 9 bear markets across crypto AND equities (2000–2026), including the 2008 GFC (−8% vs −25% ungated).
125 vs 150, window by window (6-month): 125 matched-or-beat 150 on return in 8/10 and drawdown in 8/10 windows (18/20 & 17/20 quarterly). Full period: 125 = +1,166% / −37% DD vs 150 = +1,011% / −39%.
Where the gate earns its keep (rolling, risk-off windows):
| Window | No gate | Gated 125 |
|---|---|---|
| 2022 H1 | −29% / −29% | −1% / −10% |
| 2022 H2 | −15% / −24% | 0% / 0% |
| 2025 H1 | −32% / −34% | −24% / −26% |
| 2026 H1 | −18% / −23% | 0% / −7% |
In bull windows it costs a little upside — that's the insurance premium.
Backtests flatter. The honest numbers are uglier than the headline — and those are the only ones worth trading.